The patient marketing you never get round to. Built this week.
Your website is fine. That is the problem. It does the job but there is no reason to book this month. It takes time to run a Christmas campaign and that is where we come in. We build, you approve every word, and it goes out from your own systems.
Party season starts with a smile.See example page →
What we found in East Finchley, Muswell Hill and Golders Green
We read the website and Google listing of twelve dental practices across N2 and nearby. Every one has both. The pattern is the same everywhere.
Services, team, fees. Nothing that says "book this month".
Only one site gives a patient any way to hear from the practice between appointments.
No site has a recall offer, or any reason for someone who stopped coming in 2024 to get back in touch.
Missing services, no posts and no current offer on the listings we looked at. It is the first thing a new patient sees.
Based only on what is publicly visible on each practice's website and Google listing in September 2026. We have no way of seeing what a practice sends its own patients, and we do not name the other practices.
Two ways to work with us
Just the Christmas Clean campaign
- Your campaign page, made live on your domain
- Copy for two emails and two text messages to your existing patients, written for you to send from your own system
- A matching update and special offer published on your Google listing
- Copy for an after-appointment message that asks happy patients for a Google review, written to drop into the reminder system you already use
- Live within five working days of sign-off
Seasonal marketing, done for you
- A new seasonal campaign every quarter, page and messages included
- A matching update and special offer published on your Google listing, so the campaign shows up when someone searches for you
- Lapsed patient reactivation plan: a written sequence for patients not seen in 12, 18 and 24 months
- Copy for an after-appointment message that asks happy patients for a Google review, written to drop into the reminder system you already use
- A one-page monthly report: bookings, reviews, profile views
We will only work with one practice in your area on an ongoing basis, so your competitors cannot buy this plan.
Book and claim N2You are not paying for hours. You are paying for the campaign to exist and go out on time. Everything is written for your approval, sent from your own practice systems, and stays yours if we stop working together.
What typically happens in the first five working days
Phone or video
You mark up anything you want changed
Nothing goes out without it
We check in at the end of week one
Who is doing the work
With 20 years of digital marketing experience covering SEO, PPC, email, sales, market research and UX design, Laurie Levy is an expert in his field. His recent training on Sabrina Stocker's AI Profits Mastermind puts him at the forefront of where digital marketing meets the AI revolution.
Laurie is not a dental professional and says so. He is not new to getting people to say yes to a page. He uses AI tools to do in a day what an agency does in a month, which is why this costs what it costs and why it is so fast.
Questions dentists ask
Is this compliant with GDC and ASA rules?
The copy avoids before-and-after claims, promises of results, "pain-free" language and discounts you have not set. Every treatment claim is one you approve. Clinical claims stay yours, as they must. We do not use AI-generated images of patients.
Do you need access to our patient data?
No. We write the messages; your practice sends them from your own software or your existing reminder system. We never hold patient records, so there is no data-processing agreement to sign.
Our website is with another company. Is that a problem?
No. The campaign page lives on its own link, on your domain, or on ours if not. Nothing on your existing site changes unless you ask. If your existing agency runs your Google Business Profile, we can discuss that part.
What if we already run offers?
Good. We build the next one, and the email and text messages that most practices never get round to sending.
Why one practice per area?
Because a Christmas Clean campaign only works if the practice down the road is not running the same one. When you sign, your competitors are off the list.
What if it does not work?
The basic campaign is £250. Providing we have access, if the page is not live within five working days of your sign-off, you pay nothing. For the monthly package, the initial term is three months, then monthly with 30 days' notice.
Book a 20-minute call
Twenty minutes, no slides. You tell us the slots you want to fill and we tell you what we would run.
Pick a time